![]() Rick Grimes: You see the framed photos on the walls? Neither do I. Morgan Jones: You know anybody could’ve broken in here and stolen clothes, right? Rick Grimes: I found empty drawers in the bedroom. Morgan Jones: How can you know? By the look of this place, they… ![]() Rick Grimes: They’re alive: my wife and son. Rick Grimes: Little girl? I’m a policeman. Shane Walsh: Would be kind of cool to get on one of them shows. Make sure you got a round in the chamber and your safety off. Rick Grimes: What I think, Leon, is that you need to stay focused. Leon Basset: Maybe we’ll get them on one of those video shows, you know, like “World’s Craziest Police Chases”, what do you think? Lam Kendal: Sounds like they’re chasing those idiots up and down every back road we got. I should have, I should have put her down, I should have put her down, I know that, but, you know what, I just didn’t have it in me. That fever, man: her skin gave off heat like a furnace. There was nothin’, I could, I could do about it here. Morgan Jones: She, uh… she died in the other room, on that bed in there. Morgan Jones: They might not seem like much one at a time, but when they’re in a group all riled up and hungry, man you watch your ass. You pull the trigger, you have to mean it. But we gotta do it carefully, teach you to respect the weapon. Morgan Jones: Hell yes, you’re gonna learn. But then after a while… you come back.ĭuane Jones: Daddy, can I learn to shoot? I’m old enough. I saw your bandage and that’s what we were afraid of. Well, I guess if this is the first you’re hearing it, I know how it must sound… But listen, one thing I do know – don’t you get bit. C’ause he’d have ripped into you, tried to eat you, taken some flesh at least. The ones they didn’t – the walkers, like the one I shot today. Morgan Jones: No, not the ones they put down. Rick Grimes: Yeah, I saw a lot of that – out on the loading dock, piled in trucks. Morgan Jones: But you know about the dead people, right? Rick Grimes: I woke up today… in the hospital, came home and that’s all I know. Morgan Jones: Hey mister, you even know what’s going on? Rick Grimes: You shot him in the street out front, a man. Morgan Jones: What the hell was that out your mouth just now? Difference between men and women? I would never say something that cruel to her, and certainly not in front of Carl. Rick Grimes: Last thing she said this morning? “Sometimes I wonder if you even care about us at all.” She said that in front of our kid imagine going to school with that in your head. Shane Walsh: Look man, that’s just shit couples go through. It’s like she’s pissed at me all the time, and I don’t know why. ![]() Rick Grimes: The thing is, lately, whenever I try, everything I say makes her impatient like she didn’t want to hear it after all. Shane Walsh: Do you express your thoughts? Do you share your feelings and that kind of stuff? You’d think I was the most closed mouth son of a bitch you’d ever hear her telling. Rick Grimes: That-that’s what she always says: “Speak”. Shane Walsh: Hey look, man, I may have, uh, failed to amuse with my sermon, but I did try. Rick Grimes: We didn’t have a great night. Shane Walsh: Yeah, I go with the uh, go with the polite version there too, so… Shane Walsh: You know, I don’t actually say that, though. I want to say “Bitch, you mean to tell me you’ve been hearing this your entire life and you are still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?” Rick Grimes: And what do you say to that? Shane Walsh: “You sound just like my damn father! Always, always yellin’ about the power bill and tellin’ me to turn off the damn lights!” Still, man, that-that earns me this look of loathing you would not believe and that’s when the “Exorcist” voice pops out: Shane Walsh: Well, the uh, polite version. You see, this is, this is where Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say, “Um, darlin’, maybe if you and every other pair of boobs on this planet could just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn’t have so much global warming?” Then this same chick, mind ya, she’ll bitch about, uh, global warming. Oh Reverend Shane is preachin’ to ya now, boy. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently, because, because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. I mean, they’re, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. ![]() They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. Shane Walsh: Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Rick Grimes: What’s the difference between men and women? Glenn: Hey you! Dumb ass! Hey you in the tank! Cozy in there? You steal that from your Grandma Jean’s house? I hope you left her that spoon collection. Rick Grimes: That vase – that’s something special.
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